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"None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about..."

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:00:59 -0400

“None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that”

- Dan Harmon

hulu: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. “Harlem Shake” is done, but...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 06:39:39 -0500

hulu:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. “Harlem Shake” is done, but it’s Happy Endings! And Sin-Brad! It’s Sin-Brad! He’s just Harlem Shakin’ what the rest of us are thinking!

nbcparksandrec: You can’t half-ass Valentines, so here’s the...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:40:38 -0500

nbcparksandrec:

You can’t half-ass Valentines, so here’s the complete set of our Valentine’s cards!

Video

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 14:14:56 -0500

This should be a poster

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:58:30 -0500

This should be a poster

whydoihaveablog: cartoon-fanatics: Archer Drinking Game...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:36:05 -0500

whydoihaveablog:

cartoon-fanatics:

Archer Drinking Game
http://cartoon-fanatics.tumblr.com/

Please let’s do this, someone.

Danger zone!

theclearlydope: I’m not telling you how to live your life but...

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 11:17:27 -0500

theclearlydope:

I’m not telling you how to live your life but you should full screen this gif, put down your most comfortable blanket and make love to someone special or a random. Whatever. Happy Holidays.

Good advice

"Hopes rise and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday...."

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 23:30:11 -0500

“Hopes rise and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain. The sound of music floats down a dark street.”

- Hunter S Thompson.

I can’t think of better way to summarize life.

cubiclerefugee: very good advice for you youngsters out there....

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:42:03 -0500

cubiclerefugee:

very good advice for you youngsters out there. Do it.

hulu: Catch the third and final Presidential Debate’s...

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 21:33:35 -0400

hulu:

Catch the third and final Presidential Debate’s livestream here!

“Go ahead! Throw your vote away!”

“Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!”

“Twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

phiLOLZophy: Prescott, WI

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:40:08 -0400

phiLOLZophy: Prescott, WI:

philolzophy:

The best time of my summer was this day when my friend Meg and I drove down to visit my parents. They live in the Minnesota river valley. Like, on the Mississippi. Very Mark Twain. Anyways everyone has a boat so we drove there on the probable hope that by the time we got down to the beach,…

“There are no fancy people in this part of the world. Maybe that’s what I like most about being here. The river valley is too beautiful to leave, it’s fancy enough for us all”

My beach is somewhere up in the Northwoods. The lakes and trees and boats and bonfires of the summer made growing up in Minnesota worth it.

"Biden did absolutely roll his eyes, snort, laugh derisively and throw his hands up in the air..."

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 09:06:23 -0400

“Biden did absolutely roll his eyes, snort, laugh derisively and throw his hands up in the air whenever Ryan trotted out his little beady-eyed BS-isms. But he should have! He was absolutely right to be doing it. We all should be doing it. That includes all of us in the media, and not just paid obnoxious-opinion-merchants like me, but so-called “objective” news reporters as well. We should all be rolling our eyes, and scoffing and saying, “Come back when you’re serious.””

- The Vice Presidential Debate: Joe Biden Was Right to Laugh | Matt Taibbi | Rolling Stone (via robot-heart-politics)

Seriously. Everyone whining about how Biden was “mean” is conveniently overlooking the fact that he was responding to blatant lies. Paul Ryan deserves to have people laugh in his face when he talks.

(via stfuconservatives)

“Come back when you’re serious”

(via unconnectedincidents)

Not very political but I agree with this. I had the “pleasure” of watching the debate on Fox News (the other people in the hotel lobby seemed to root for the Red side) and they wouldn’t shut the hell up about how disrespectful Biden was.

It’s disrespectful to knowingly lie in front of 100 million people. It’s disrespectful to disregard facts in favor of harmful untruths.

Everyone lies, but not in front of that many people and not when the stakes are so high.

In summary: Onion Biden for President

"And as my grandmother always said, the best relationships are the ones where the guy likes the girl..."

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 20:52:16 -0400

“And as my grandmother always said, the best relationships are the ones where the guy likes the girl a little bit more than the girl likes the guy.”

- Mindy Kaling, from this article. I think I’d like to be friends with her.

King Harvest (moon) has surely come

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 20:37:23 -0400

King Harvest (moon) has surely come

“Whiskey is sunlight held together by water”

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 15:12:46 -0400

“Whiskey is sunlight held together by water”

hulu: Aunt Bea, cooling the meth on the window sill…”Hello,...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 23:42:31 -0400

hulu:

Aunt Bea, cooling the meth on the window sill…”Hello, Boys!”

"I like people, I just don’t have to see them all the time."

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:54:08 -0400

“I like people, I just don’t have to see them all the time.”

- Neil Young. Also an explanation for laying around on the couch all day watching an entire season of Dexter and having no face-to-face contact with anyone else all day.

laughingsquid: Smash Mouth: Recipes from the Road: A Rock ‘n’...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 22:38:02 -0400

laughingsquid:

Smash Mouth: Recipes from the Road: A Rock ‘n’ Roll Cookbook

Smash Mouth & Guy Fieri teamed up to make a cookbook. Really. This might very well be the worst. #flavortown

Give me a job, please.: I went on a date last night and then you texted and asked, again,...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:23:04 -0400

Give me a job, please.: I went on a date last night and then you texted and asked, again,...:

givemeajobplease:

I went on a date last night and then you texted and asked, again, whether I would come there. Start our days with coffee, end with you making dinner. Forever. I feel myself tug towards yes and then I remember why it will always be no with you and I.

There are people in your life who are going to…

The New New Girl: Mindy Kaling Promotes Herself Out of "The Office" and Into "The Mindy Project"

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 23:37:26 -0400

The New New Girl: Mindy Kaling Promotes Herself Out of "The Office" and Into "The Mindy Project":

woodlandcreature:

“My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I’ve ever had in my life,” she tells me. “By the way, it seems like I’m … I’m just blowing my nose. It’s not because I’m sad.” She has allergies and a cold, she promises. But her voice breaks when she starts talking about how she sat down with a pen and paper and asked her mother to give her all the advice she could possibly give her before she died, and Kaling realized she’d never be able to ask her mother for advice again. “I said to her, ‘Mom, I’m going to be so lonely without you.’” She’s crying now but keeps going. “And she just said, ‘You have to be your own best friend. If you always remember that, you will always have someone there with you.’”

Guess who had to leave the coffee shop where she was reading this article today because she started crying…

Oh geez. This line gets to me: “You have to be your own best friend. If you always remember that, you will always have someone there with you.”

team eesen

"None of us are bad peo­ple. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about..."

hulu: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. “Harlem Shake” is done, but...

nbcparksandrec: You can’t half-ass Valentines, so here’s the...

Video

This should be a poster

whydoihaveablog: cartoon-fanatics: Archer Drinking Game...

http://cartoon-fanatics.tumblr.com/

theclearlydope: I’m not telling you how to live your life but...

"Hopes rise and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday...."

cubiclerefugee: very good advice for you youngsters out there....

hulu: Catch the third and final Presidential Debate’s...

phiLOLZophy: Prescott, WI

"Biden did absolutely roll his eyes, snort, laugh derisively and throw his hands up in the air..."

"And as my grandmother always said, the best relationships are the ones where the guy likes the girl..."

King Harvest (moon) has surely come

“Whiskey is sunlight held together by water”

hulu: Aunt Bea, cooling the meth on the window sill…”Hello,...

"I like people, I just don’t have to see them all the time."

laughingsquid: Smash Mouth: Recipes from the Road: A Rock ‘n’...

Give me a job, please.: I went on a date last night and then you texted and asked, again,...

The New New Girl: Mindy Kaling Promotes Herself Out of "The Office" and Into "The Mindy Project"

"None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about..."